Posted 3 hours ago
punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

(Source: diabolicaldisney)

Posted 3 hours ago

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

Posted 4 hours ago

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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(Source: aru)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

foxberryblue:

angelrin89:

randomnessandawesomeness:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

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I couldn’t help myself as I’ve sung it to comfort people before. This is the first time I have ever sung the full song. The tears are real. 

It makes me cry even listening to myself. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

(Source: narcotic)

Posted 7 hours ago

thejackgilinsky:

kissesfromcaniff:

Have you ever thought that maybe your that friend a cute boy talks about when he tells your bff “hey your friend’s hot”?

i needed this

Posted 7 hours ago

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Posted 8 hours ago

spookycherrylemonades:

I see no problem with this